i - fuck. fuck, i swear to you, just this morning i was looking at someone's post on how to do up your own soundtracks, and i was thinking to myself, god, i will never be able to do that, maybe i can send out a plea on my birthday for someone to soundtrack one of my stories--

AND THEN GUESS WHAT I SEE IN MY INBOX TONIGHT. GUESS FUCKING WHAT. OH WAIT, YOU DON'T NEED TO. YOU DID IT. FUCK. THIS. I AM DOWNLOADING IT RIGHT THE FUCK NOW AND THEN PUTTING IT ON REPEAT WHILE I READ MY STORY THROUGH ONE MORE TIME, TO HELL WITH NARCISSISM. THIS DEMANDS IT.