IT'S ALL DUE TO YOU, ACTUALLY! Remember all the talking at the hotel, where the germ of this idea started to ferment? As you can see, I haven't gotten rid if it :D

(i was unbearably sad when i realized that i may have to excise the prophet jeff from the not-a-story in my head. niiiiiiice.)

nooo, my scariness is all for show, and a boring show at that (haha).