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The Gestation Conundrum Contingency
The very true story of how a freelance superhero working for a top-secret organization has to deal with some very uncomfortable facts of life (and evil mad scientists who want to take over the world). (The Middleman AU) (Cook/Archuleta)
wordcount: 18,850
rating: NC-17
warnings: non-explicit violence
notes: Written for
mrsachid's prompt "mpreg" as part of
cookleta_hols and originally posted here! Some lines were taken from the show, especially episodes one, four and eleven; The Middlepedia and TV Tropes were also invaluable. Information on pregnancy should not be taken as medical advice. No pop culture references were harmed in the production of this story.
A multitude of thanks to the following:
epicflailer for her enthusiasm and hand-holding, the
wrisomifu community for its support as I wrote the last 9000 words,
rajkumari905 for the encouraging read-through and
jehane18 for the speedy beta. Any remaining mistakes are my own.
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The very true story of how a freelance superhero working for a top-secret organization has to deal with some very uncomfortable facts of life (and evil mad scientists who want to take over the world). (The Middleman AU) (Cook/Archuleta)
wordcount: 18,850
rating: NC-17
warnings: non-explicit violence
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Date: 2011-01-01 02:48 pm (UTC)I don't think I would've continued reading if it weren't hilarious and well written. Yes, I was *that* bored.
I still don't ship it but my sister now calls me a ArchiexCookie fan D:
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Date: 2011-01-01 03:04 pm (UTC)Come to the dark side! We have cookies, bad puns that involve cookies and unicorn princelings!no subject
Date: 2011-01-03 05:09 am (UTC)Great job...
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Date: 2011-01-03 08:32 am (UTC)